Martha Elena Cervántes
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Veteran of over eighty-five Mexican television and theatrical productions, raucous redhead Martha Elena Cervántes has been entertaining her homeland for almost fifty full years. But Lifetime Achievement Awards are an Oscars thing. All we care about is the coochie! And since Mexican television is clearly a lot more liberal (not to mention raunchier) than what you’ll find here in the States, Martha’s had mondo opportunities to unleash her Mexoriffic mammo-citos. As far back as 1976, Martha was unwrapping the enchiladas in a film entitled Yo fui violada (which certainly sounds dirty). A decade later we were served some more of Cervántes’s sombreros in the equally sexual sounding La Lechería (1986). The late ’90s saw a few more tastes of her terrific frittatas before Martha eventually got too old to be running around TV studios with her percolating piñatas hangin’ out. Good thing we have all her greatest tits–er, hits!